CHIT CHAT CORNER

CHIT CHAT CORNER

Sir : Good morning class!
Student : Good morning sir!
Sir : Today, I want to teach you about water. Arjit, please give me the scientific name of
Water.
Arjit : Eerk….h,i,j,k,l,m,n,o, sir.
Sir : stupid you!....H2O not h,i,j,k,l,m,n,o.

CHIT CHAT CORNER

Teacher : Nehmal, please spell ‘TONIGHT’
Nehmal : T.O.N.I.G.H.T
Teacher : Good. Najah, can you spell ‘ASTRONOMY’
Najah : E.C.O.N.O.M.O.N.Y
Teacher : no, I say ‘ASTRONOMY’ not ‘ECONOMY’. Okay, you go back home and dig your
ear!!!
Student : ha…ha...ha…

CHIT CHAT CORNER

John is teaching his parrot talking
John : Hello
Parrot : Hello
John : I can talk
Parrot : I can talk
John : I can fly
Parrot : That is a lie
John : ??????